Developed by a team of Stanford, Yale, Columbia, and Highschool Engineering dropouts- Misanthropy's proprietary black t-shirt technology is here to revolutionize D2C lifestyle brands forever.
Soft
Clinical trials showed that wearing Misanthropy gave individuals violent flashbacks to their time in the womb.
All-Weather Durable
The days of winter coats are over: patented directed acyclic graphs allow for only a 2-degree swing in internal body temperature.
Carbon Negative
Extraterrestrial graphene-based polymers remove CO2 from adjacent air molecules. Misanthropy prevents climate change.
